Findom: A Latex Finger Condom
Were it not for sex education in schools, there would be a lot of people out there who believe that getting pregnant can happen in all manner of different ways. If that were the case, just imagine how dangerous it would be to get involved in vigorous foreplay.
How awful would it be to have a well-placed finger or two result in an unwanted pregnancy? It would be enough to have the average guy heading to the nearest hospital to have their fingers “snipped” just so they can enjoy all the orifices of their special lady without fear of placing an unwanted bun in the oven.
Hopefully, you are all aware that fingering is a fun sexual pastime that will not result in you welcoming a little bundle of joy to the world in nine months’ time. That said, using your fingers in this way is not always the sensual experience you had hoped for, as hangnails and rough fingertips can lead to something other than the arched back, joyful moaning you had hoped for.
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Jacked up fingers are not the way to your partner’s heart, but there is now a product that can turn your dubious digits into masters of sex.
We are talking about the Findom, a latex finger condom that is as tough and durable as the one you strap on your big lad. The Findom is lubricated, so you are guaranteed smoother entry into all the places where you have been granted permission to go, and you won’t have to worry about delivering an uncomfortable fingering session that could kill the mood faster than a poorly timed passing of gas.
There are some rules that need to be followed if you plan on using these delightful little finger condoms so that you are both completely satisfied with the service they deliver. Just like regular condoms, the Findom is designed to be used just once.
There are a few places where a finger can go, and you don’t want to be caught using a secondhand Findom that appears to be nicotine stained. There is a possibility that the recipient may have an allergic reaction to the latex or the lubricant, so stop using them if there screams are of pain as opposed to joy.
A bottle of water-based lubricant is the perfect combination for the Findom, so think about having one on your nightstand.
Finally, make sure to give your hands a nice little scrub before using the Findom, as there is a chance the condom may break, regardless of how durable the material is. Let’s face it: some fingers are longer and girthier than others.
We all want to have as much fun as possible when we have sex with our partner and the Findom will ensure that your fingering sessions are as smooth and pleasurable as possible.
Other Practical Products Inspired By Condoms: Candoms and Wine Condoms
Anyone who drinks knows that doing so in excess can lead to some rather bad decisions. These decisions often include getting into bed with a random stranger for an evening of sexual hijinks, often without any sort of protection being used. We always recommend that you have a condom or two lying around in case of such eventualities. Strapping one on will help prevent the spread of sexually transmitted diseases and the arrival of a bouncing bundle of joy 9 months after your hangover.
The best way to avoid these types of situations is to not drink at all, but, let’s be honest, that really isn’t a viable option. The other alternative is to drink in moderation, which is something most of us should be able to do as adults.
The problem for many people is that stopping at the right time often means having leftover booze sitting around and going to waste. This is not something that has to happen though, and who would have thought that condoms would also be the solution to this specific problem?
We are not suggesting that you fish a rubber out of your wallet and use it to protect your drink; instead we suggest you take a look at two specific products that are designed to work with cans and bottles.
The first of these products is known as the Candom, and it is meant for keeping your drink cool rather than actually preserving it should you decide that you have had enough for the night. There are a few different products, such as the humble Koozie, used to keep a beer cool while you hold the can in your hand, but none of them are as fun as the Candom.
Roll this big rubber lad up from the bottom of the can. Not only will you have the perfect way to keep your beverage cool, but you will also have a product that everyone will want to know more about.
You can find Candoms on Amazon.
The Wine Condom
While the Candom could well be described as a novelty gift, the Wine Condom has a much more practical use. Once you open up a bottle of wine, you are basically forced to finish the entire bottle, unless, of course, you have a wine stopper handy.
Many people don’t have one though, which is why the Wine Condom is such a fantastic idea. The condom is applied just like a regular rubber, but rather than slipping this one on yourself you fit it snugly over the neck of the bottle, using it to protect the contents inside.
This way you can get up in the morning and instantly have a fresh glass of some Hair of the Dog wine.
Think you could use one? Well, the Wine condom is also available at Amazon.
It should be noted that these two unique condom products should only be used for the purposes described here in this piece. With that said, if you can make the Candom a tight fit on your Johnson, then please allow us to salute you!